brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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vves:

how did hamsters survive this long? can they even live in the wild? i’m concerned about this

(via thestandoverwoman)

  • French teacher: okay now say something in french
  • Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent

(Source: judysgarland, via charitzard)

1200reasons:

sluttyoliveoil:

where would we be if we obeyed the rule “ask your parents before going online”

So SO uneducated about penises

(via thatonelesbiangirl)

vinebox:

When bae #2 puts a pic of you up on instagram

(via alabamathunderpussy)

canyounotmywaywardson:

so-good-to-you:

vaughnwhiskey:

tltty:

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

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sorry that color is #2C4762

Tumblrs is #2B4864

image Actually, it’s coral blue #3

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actionables:

this is my favorite photo of Rihanna ever

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her expression is like from a stock photo of a bored teenager

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