urgentcum:

types of friends:

  • the hot one
  • the skinny one
  • the skinny hot one
  • the obligation
  • the hater
  • the past
  • the one you actually like

(via burgerkid)

(Source: awmy, via krisjenwhore)

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

(Source: yvov, via happiest)

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via magicul)

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

(Source: trashboat, via gnarly)

tarvosjustsofresh:

titshmi:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

i never thought i’d identify with a shark.

(via sorry)

deductiom:

chillona:

one-hella-fine-viking:

loldork:

Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.

not so depressing thought: maybe these new people will be less bigoted, sexist and racist.

Depressing thought: I won’t live to see that world.

Not so depressing thought: you can help to create that world.

(via damittromney)

efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

(via damittromney)